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Warrant for Jonathan Archer's Arrest | Report this post to moderator
By: Almighty Joshua (Odo's file, contact) @ 20:17:59 on Jul 11, 2003

Friday, July 11, 2153 Posted: 6:44 PM EST (2244 SST)
Havana, Cuba, (Reuters):
The United Earth Humane Treatment of Living Creatures Department has issued a warrant for the arrest of Captain Jonathan Archer after allegations of mistreatment of one beagle named Porthos. The allegations were found to be accurate when videotape of a day in the dog's life was smuggled off of the NX-01 Enterprise by Ambassador V'lar. The tape shows Porthos kept in Archer's cramped office with no visits from any member of the crew nor Archer himself. The dog was forced to urinate in its own surroundings, and when Archer returned that evening, he yelled at Porthos and rubbed the dog's nose in its own mess, a crime punishable by 2-3 years in prison. Details are sketchy at best as to Archer's whereabouts and Starfleet is unavailable for comment. A statement is scheduled to be released within the next few hours by Starfleet. It is expected to support Archer and his crew but announce an internal investigation upon the Enterprise's return. Protesters outside Starfleet Headquarters have been heard chanting and holding holographic signs reading "Free Porthos, Bring Archer to Justice." Apparently a few Kilngons have volunteered to serve Archer with the warrant, and will depart Earth within the hour.
Copyright 2153 Reuters. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, mentally transmitted or redistributed.

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