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By psp1

I posted this before, but can't resist posting it again. Berman is just an amazing psychological phenomenon.

In a breaking news flash, Berman and Braga decided to rewrite the Constitution of the United States. They both said they found the original to be a modest success for it's time, but they have decided to elevate this ancient document to new heights.

The President, the Senate and almost everyone in Washington condemned the rewritten version. Some objected to the attempt to make the Constitution sexier. Some objected to the removal of certain fundamental rights for the citizens. Still others objected to Berman and Braga calling the original writers 'visionless fools'. Finally, people did not like the fact that B&B tried to rewrite history so that the original framers of the Constitution did not exist.

B&B, so utterly confident that their new version was superior to the stale old document, presented it to the general population of the United States. The results came back: Out of 100 million people that responded, only 2 liked the new version. Most described the new version as a 'stinking pile of dog poop'. The two that dissented called it a 'bold' and 'original' revision.

B&B, when informed of the survey results pointed out that the population of the United States is 296,138,261- consequently, the survey really does not mean anything. They claimed that these were the sort of infantile tactics used by their opposition to discredit their masterpiece.

When pressed on why there was such overwhelming agreement amongst the 100 million surveyed, the thoughtful couple replied: "Constitution Fatigue".




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psp1


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