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Howdy, America!!
By John Clark

Recently, a prominent zoologist conducted an experiment where he placed 20 monkeys in a room with 20 word processors to see if anything profound would result. After considerable time, all he got was screens full of the letter "e" & monkey feces on the keyboard. Kind of like my last job.

"Victory is for God." - Alan Keyes

"Next time, Jack, let's do it in the Burger King parking lot." - Jeri Ryan

"Oh, just shut your hole & bend over." - Former NJ Gov. McSweeney

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