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And the winner will be...!
By Davy Pavel Chekov-Jones

Let's see if I can accurately predict the make-up of the "winning" contestant...

Between 40-45 years old, balding (but with long hair in a ponytail), poor facial hair (most likely a goatee), glasses, rotten teeth, wearing super-hero T-shirts 2 sizes too small, a big beer-gut (not from beer, of course--more likely soda and McDonalds food), wears black jean shorts, with white socks and sneakers. Probably has no social skills whatsover (may be a mouth-breather). And if he's not single and a complete virgin, he's probably got a girlfriend who's also a Trekkie... and LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM.

Who else but this stereotype could POSSIBLY have THAT MUCH "Star Trek" knowledge? And yes, it may be a stereotype, but these people EXIST. They're hanging out at your local comic shop right now...

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