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Jolene Blalock "On Top" of Things in February's Playboy, Frank Talk From 'T'Pol'

By Steve Krutzler / 12:29, 13 January 2005 / People

STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE's Jolene Blalock graces the pages of February's Playboy Magazine, on sale this Friday. The sexy TREK star offers her frank views on the future of the prequel series and matters both sexual and mundane in excerpts from her 20Q interview, provided by the mag:

"Yeah, this is probably our last season," says Blalock. "I would rather go out now than slowly go down with a sinking ship. Ironically, this year is going to be our best."

On what her ultimate love scene would be like: "It would have to be a psychological thriller with Gary Oldman. The female would be the unwitting victim, much like the kind Michelle Pfeiffer usually plays. Oldman would play the guy you don't want to like but do anyway."

On what Spock and T'Pol would be like in bed: "Vulcans are really freaky nasty. You would never know it. You'd think it would go total missionary. But no, we are freaky nasty, dirty nasty and yeah, funky."

On what she does with used Vulcan ears: "Not until this year did I realize, Hey, these ears are like a pair of shoes. Now I've started to collect them. It's kind of gross what they turn into because they're meant for only one day's use. The foam they're made of doesn't preserve well."

On the women in California: "There could be fewer hos. I mean, we have beautiful girls, but man, they're hos. I don't get it. They go down to Tijuana, and only hos go there."

On who has overdone it with plastic surgery in Hollywood: " Farrah Fawcett overdid it. Why can she only move one side of her face? Whenever she smiles, she turns in complete profile to the side that can smile. I don't understand that. Peter Jackson, the director of Lord of the Rings, needs more. He is such a scruffy guy. He just does not care."

You can read more from Jolene at Playboy's web site.

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''Logical'' Explanation | Report this post to moderator
By: TheJedi (Odo's file, contact) @ 12:23:30 on Jan 16, 2005

It's called - wait for it ...
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PERSONALITY.
I mean sheesh, get over it already.

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T'hell wiht 20 Questions, is she showing boobs or what? | Report this post to moderator
By: Bucky (Odo's file, contact) @ 19:45:23 on Jan 14, 2005

I'm talkin' nipples here, people. Not like that sandbox spread, but nippage.

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I couldn't spell "T'hell wiht" by Bucky @ 19:46:18 on Jan 14

Re: Jolene Blalock "On Top" of Things in February's Playboy | Report this post to moderator
By: willb3d (Odo's file, contact) @ 21:44:29 on Jan 13, 2005

Try to remember that the magazine selects the sentences they want to serve their image. They've picked the sentences that make her appear to be what they think women are. And to be fair, it does sound like she was living up to their cliche as best she could, as well. Which doesn't mean her answers had anything to do with herself as a person; she was playing the part of "woman being interviewed by Playboy." I mean come on folks, be real. If you're upset about her interview, GAL.

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Re: Jolene Blalock "On Top" of Things in February's Playboy by Chewie @ 09:02:50 on Jan 14
Re: Jolene Blalock "On Top" of Things in February's Playboy by SirTrekker @ 22:34:47 on Jan 13
Re: Jolene Blalock "On Top" of Things in February's Playboy by willb3d @ 22:21:20 on Jan 14

She obviously doesn't realize... | Report this post to moderator
By: SirTrekker (Odo's file, contact) @ 21:13:26 on Jan 13, 2005

...how monumentally stupid she sounds in that interview. If I were her agent, or an executive at Paramount, I'd be embarrassed by her comments. I don't care if this was an interview for Playboy and she felt a need to amp up her comments to be more explicit and "witty". She's turned herself into a laughingstock.

I never thought I'd say this, but I DO hope this is Enterprise's last season, because that would mean we'd no longer have to hear from this shrieking harpie, and she could become little more than an unfortunate footnote in the annals of TREK history.

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Brilliant | Report this post to moderator
By: AX (Odo's file, contact) @ 18:35:22 on Jan 13, 2005

That was Hilarious. Let me say that again, High-larious.

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Oh boy. | Report this post to moderator
By: Ensign Ro-Your-Boat (Odo's file, contact, web site) @ 18:03:54 on Jan 13, 2005 | (1)

I simply cannot wait for the selt-rightous, paleo-feminist, (and dont forget judgemental and arrogant) "outrage" about to commence! Woo-hoo!

Where's the popcorn?!

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I know its a silly interview but Jolene has to GO! | Report this post to moderator
By: Scorned (Odo's file, contact) @ 16:31:26 on Jan 13, 2005 | (1)

All of Jolenes interviews are plain garbage! I can honestly say that I am sick of hearing Jolene open her mouth. She never has anything intelligent to say. I really do wish that they would put a gag on her or otherwise fire her dumb ass!

Quote:""Yeah, this is probably our last season," says Blalock. "I would rather go out now than slowly go down with a sinking ship. Ironically, this year is going to be our best."

I would like to see ENT have a 5th season so people can tell this moron to "shut the hell up"!

Quote:"On what her ultimate love scene would be like: "It would have to be a psychological thriller with Gary Oldman. The female would be the unwitting victim, much like the kind Michelle Pfeiffer usually plays. Oldman would play the guy you don't want to like but do anyway."

Ok dingbat...whatever you say!

Quote:"On what Spock and T'Pol would be like in bed: "Vulcans are really freaky nasty. You would never know it. You'd think it would go total missionary. But no, we are freaky nasty, dirty nasty and yeah, funky."

Oh yes this coming from the "crack whore Vulcan".

Does she even know who "Mr.Spock" is?

Quote:"On what she does with used Vulcan ears: "Not until this year did I realize, Hey, these ears are like a pair of shoes. Now I've started to collect them. It's kind of gross what they turn into because they're meant for only one day's use. The foam they're made of doesn't preserve well."

I think there has been some "ear/brain" penetration because this might explain her stupidity!

Quote:"On the women in California: "There could be fewer hos. I mean, we have beautiful girls, but man, they're hos. I don't get it. They go down to Tijuana, and only hos go there."

And she knows this how?

Quote:"On who has overdone it with plastic surgery in Hollywood: " Farrah Fawcett overdid it. Why can she only move one side of her face? Whenever she smiles, she turns in complete profile to the side that can smile. I don't understand that. Peter Jackson, the director of Lord of the Rings, needs more. He is such a scruffy guy. He just does not care.

This coming from a woman with fake tits!? What does Peter Jackson have to do with this? At least Jackson has talent! He has how many Oscars compared to Jolenes ZERO?

It would be nice to see Farrah point out how stupid a girl with a 92 pound frame has with C cup fake breasts!

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RE: I know its a silly interview but Jolene has to GO! by City Hunter @ 03:54:37 on Jan 14

RE: Blalock's an Idiot. | Report this post to moderator
By: Von Bruno (Odo's file, contact) @ 15:56:49 on Jan 13, 2005

No. It is not being 'anal retentive' to have some standards and a sense of decency. Sure, she was trying to be funny thing is though she isn't. She is sad and tragic. Even downright pathetic.

I'm sure there are some rather desperate Trek geeks out there who will tolerate anything and defned her to the bitter end just because she's showing them skin in a porn magazine. There is a line to be drawn and at some point folks need to stand up and say, "enough is enough."

Now clearly she's taking her clothes off and being sassy about things because she is insecure and afraid her association with "Star Trek" will make her uncool. Lord knows she doesn't want to be an actress bad enough to actually take some much needed acting lessons.

No, all things considered, it is Blalock who is more than likely 'anal.'

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Is she going to show it all? | Report this post to moderator
By: X-Drone1701 (Odo's file, contact) @ 15:54:12 on Jan 13, 2005

Is she going to be spread eagle in this issue of playboy? Are we going to get to see the "rest" of Jolene?

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RE: by FishTank @ 19:19:10 on Jan 14

Blalock's an Idiot. | Report this post to moderator
By: Von Bruno (Odo's file, contact) @ 14:35:43 on Jan 13, 2005

Jolene Blalock is the ultimate symbol of what is so totally and absolutely wrong with "Star Trek" as it is currently produced. She is a real abomination.

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Von Bruno

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RE: Blalock's an Idiot. by Sector001 @ 15:38:23 on Jan 13
RE: Blalock's an Idiot. by admiral_qua @ 15:30:59 on Jan 13
    RE: Blalock's an Idiot. by The Burninator @ 15:48:12 on Jan 13
       RE: Blalock's an Idiot. by AX @ 18:31:08 on Jan 13
       RE: Blalock's an Idiot. by Von Bruno @ 15:58:32 on Jan 13

oh my lord... | Report this post to moderator
By: NAFF (Odo's file, contact) @ 12:56:21 on Jan 13, 2005

... a case of breast size higher than IQ.

Just shows that big jubblies alone doesn't make someone desirable.

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RE: oh my lord... by manonfire_jer209 @ 13:34:18 on Jan 13
    RE: oh my lord... by Grason @ 14:18:08 on Jan 13
       RE: oh my lord... by admiral_qua @ 15:30:34 on Jan 13
          RE: by Tupperfan previously known as Peter Wright and the @ 17:45:01 on Jan 13
          RE: oh my lord... by manonfire_jer209 @ 15:59:05 on Jan 13

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''Logical'' Explanation | Report this post to moderator By: TheJedi (Odo's file, contact) @ 12:23:30 on Jan 16, 2005

T'hell wiht 20 Questions, is she showing boobs or what? | Report this post to moderator By: Bucky (Odo's file, contact) @ 19:45:23 on Jan 14, 2005

Re: Jolene Blalock &quot;On Top&quot; of Things in February's Playboy | Report this post to moderator By: willb3d (Odo's file, contact) @ 21:44:29 on Jan 13, 2005

She obviously doesn't realize... | Report this post to moderator By: SirTrekker (Odo's file, contact) @ 21:13:26 on Jan 13, 2005

Brilliant | Report this post to moderator By: AX (Odo's file, contact) @ 18:35:22 on Jan 13, 2005

Oh boy. | Report this post to moderator By: Ensign Ro-Your-Boat (Odo's file, contact, web site) @ 18:03:54 on Jan 13, 2005 | (1)

I know its a silly interview but Jolene has to GO! | Report this post to moderator By: Scorned (Odo's file, contact) @ 16:31:26 on Jan 13, 2005 | (1)

RE: Blalock's an Idiot. | Report this post to moderator By: Von Bruno (Odo's file, contact) @ 15:56:49 on Jan 13, 2005

Is she going to show it all? | Report this post to moderator By: X-Drone1701 (Odo's file, contact) @ 15:54:12 on Jan 13, 2005

Blalock's an Idiot. | Report this post to moderator By: Von Bruno (Odo's file, contact) @ 14:35:43 on Jan 13, 2005

oh my lord... | Report this post to moderator By: NAFF (Odo's file, contact) @ 12:56:21 on Jan 13, 2005

''Logical'' Explanation | Report this post to moderator
By: TheJedi (Odo's file, contact) @ 12:23:30 on Jan 16, 2005

T'hell wiht 20 Questions, is she showing boobs or what? | Report this post to moderator
By: Bucky (Odo's file, contact) @ 19:45:23 on Jan 14, 2005

Re: Jolene Blalock "On Top" of Things in February's Playboy | Report this post to moderator
By: willb3d (Odo's file, contact) @ 21:44:29 on Jan 13, 2005

She obviously doesn't realize... | Report this post to moderator
By: SirTrekker (Odo's file, contact) @ 21:13:26 on Jan 13, 2005

Brilliant | Report this post to moderator
By: AX (Odo's file, contact) @ 18:35:22 on Jan 13, 2005

Oh boy. | Report this post to moderator
By: Ensign Ro-Your-Boat (Odo's file, contact, web site) @ 18:03:54 on Jan 13, 2005 | (1)

I know its a silly interview but Jolene has to GO! | Report this post to moderator
By: Scorned (Odo's file, contact) @ 16:31:26 on Jan 13, 2005 | (1)

RE: Blalock's an Idiot. | Report this post to moderator
By: Von Bruno (Odo's file, contact) @ 15:56:49 on Jan 13, 2005

Is she going to show it all? | Report this post to moderator
By: X-Drone1701 (Odo's file, contact) @ 15:54:12 on Jan 13, 2005

Blalock's an Idiot. | Report this post to moderator
By: Von Bruno (Odo's file, contact) @ 14:35:43 on Jan 13, 2005

oh my lord... | Report this post to moderator
By: NAFF (Odo's file, contact) @ 12:56:21 on Jan 13, 2005