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2003 Ends With Trip to 2004, But "Carpenter Street" Goes Out With a Whimper

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By O. Deus / 08:46, 28 November 2003 / ENTERPRISE Reviews

Reviews Ex Deus

Title: "Carpenter Street"

Overall: 6.5
Performances: 7
Writing: 4
Direction: 7.5
FX & Prod Value: 7.5


Synopsis: Archer and T'Pol do Starsky and Hutch going back in time to the 21st century to stop an attempt by the Insectoid Xindi on earth's past.

Review: It's odd for ENTERPRISE producers to schedule two retro episodes like "North Star" and "Carpenter Street" so close together, and indeed the two episodes do have a lot of similarities. Both borrow the visual style of an action genre, the western and the 70's cop show. Both are fun to look at with strong direction but aside from the occasional comic moment, take themselves far too seriously in stories that don't add up to very much. But "Carpenter Street" isn't nearly as visually adventurous as "North Star" and it takes itself even more seriously. Where "North Star" committed itself completely to the material it was paying homage too, "Carpenter Street" picks and chooses a few elements with no real enthusiasm or vigor.

Time travel episodes on STAR TREK and elsewhere in Sci-Fi usually provide plenty of comic material. From Kirk claiming that Spock's ears were crushed in a cotton picker, to Picard doing Shakespeare to dodge paying the rent, to militia goons capturing Torres and Chakotay. "Carpenter Street" has some comic moments, but not nearly enough, and its only real high points are T'Pol recovering her strength this season in her tough, no-nonesense treatment of Loomis; and Archer offering to untie Loomis so he can hit him again. Most of the remaining comic moments come from Loomis but instead of being played broadly for laughs, Loomis is played by an actor who tends to play disturbed characters and his performance isn't really broad comedy but nervous and fidgety; a lot like his guest role on NYPD Blue.

For whatever reason, "Carpenter Street" is set in the present day even though if the car Archer drives had been removed, the episode could just as easily have been set in the 70's or the 80's which would have been more adventurous and in keeping with the visual theme. A theme into which Loomis' apartment, haircut and fashion choices would have fit in perfectly. Also it would be more credible than having the Xindi pick our time out of all the other points in Earth's history they could have gone to. After all, what are the odds of that anyway? Presumably Braga and Berman thought that a present day setting would be simpler to do and make the threat more relevant to the audience; but it's not like the audience was sitting on pins and needles anyway worried about the Xindi virus being released. "Carpenter Street" could at least have had some fun with the 70's.

In some ways, the idea of integrating "Carpenter Street" into the Xindi arc rather than having the characters take a vacation from dealing with the superweapon due to obliterate the human race as in "North Star" was smart. But on the other hand, if the Xindi could travel back to Earth's past, then why bother with the entire process of designing a weapon and flying it to Earth. All they really had to do was go back a few thousand years and wipe out a handful of nomadic proto-humans. The Borg in FIRST CONTACT behaved logically since they didn't want to wipe out humanity, just assimilate it. The Xindi though want to wipe out humanity and instead they tinker around with a bio-weapon in recent human history when there are much easier ways to accomplish their goals if they can travel through time. "Rajiin" too starts to make very little sense if the Xindi had all of Earth's past at their disposal. So does sending the weapon prototype to attack Earth in the 22nd century instead of the 19th when Earth would have had no defense against it. And so the integration with the Xindi arc rather than being a strong point begins to raise questions the episode can't answer but that just cast doubt about the credibility of the Xindi arc.

The actual use of the Reptilian Xindi in the realistic 20th century set designs also pointed up how fake and shiny and plastic the Xindi Reptilian costumes look. On ENTERPRISE or another spaceship, Sci-Fi designs don't stand out nearly as much, but put up against textured natural materials like wood and brick, the costumes look like something off the discount post-Halloween sale rack. Having the Xindi alter their appearance, or using humanoid Xindi, might have expanded our knowledge of them, saved money on makeup and been creepier than the latex. ENTERPRISE often uses humanoid-looking aliens with just a dab of latex here or there when it shouldn't, but this was one case where the producers should have gone for a humanoid look. There might have been a scene where one of the Xindi would peel off the human mask to reveal the Reptilian inside that would again have been more disturbing than having Reptilian Xindi running around the city.

The oddest part of "Carpenter Street" might be the episode's decision to hang most of it around the character of Loomis, a low grade sleazeball without much in the way of interesting or redeeming qualities. The episode begins with him and ends with him, even though aside from occasional bits of comic relief, he contributes nothing to the episode. At one point the rumor regarding "Carpenter Street" was that the producers were looking for a 'name star' to play the part of Loomis and that may explain why Loomis 'looms' so large in this episode. But since at the end of the day the producers ended up a casting a capable but generally unknown actor who's played a number of roles on STAR TREK over the years, it's unclear why the Loomis character continued to play such a large role in the episode.

In order to accommodate the Loomis character, the episode had to have Archer do some pretty stupid things. First his plan to sneak in alone using Loomis and then take on the Reptilian Xindi is nothing short of foolish. Loomis is not trustworthy, as we find out later, and when your team only has two people on it and the enemy outnumbers it, splitting up is just senseless. In "Rajiin" and "Twilight," we've seen that the Reptilian Xindi are very tough and very formidable and easily defeated the MACO's even when the numbers were even. Archer taking them on alone is nothing short of insane and his being able to do it so easily discredits the Xindi as a capable enemy.

And why keep Loomis around anyway once Archer was inside? There is no real reason except that the plot calls for a bit of suspense that has Loomis attacking T'Pol. Like most of what happens in the episode, Archer's decisions make no sense except as setups for action scenes borrowed from TV shows with even worse writing. All in all Loomis is the single biggest weakness because the plot warps around him. If an actual big name had been cast in the part, centering the episode around him might have made some sense. But lacking any depth, complexity or redeeming qualities, Loomis is nothing more than 30 seconds of comic relief stretched out to 15 minutes. T'Pol at one point suggests that Loomis encapsulates the worst qualities of the 21th century, which we might take as the writer's view of Loomis. Except of course the worst qualities of the 21st century would involve mass murder, brutal dictatorships and theocracies and the eugenics war, which STAR TREK once again forgets about. Loomis is just a petty slimeball. He doesn't represent the moral failings of the 21st century, just the failings of this episode.



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By: CaptainBeckett (Odo's file, contact, web site) @ 12:10:16 on Dec 03, 2003

Well, I liked the episode myself. I thought it was good for what it did.


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By: cooper2000 (Odo's file, contact) @ 22:26:56 on Dec 01, 2003

Nothing happens. That's the point of most shows that Braga and Berman write (and yes, I use that term loosely). I know there are fans out there -that damn Star Trek Communication Magazine and on here too, filled with letters from fans who love this show. Granted, it's a little bias, but most of the letters they choose to publish are ones that praise these two tools. The key factor here is that Star Trek: Enterprise -like Voyager before it -is not made for Trek fans anymore. It's made for the absentee viewer -mainly males - who don't expect much substance from their shows. Thusly, we have Berman and Braga, obvious poster children for misogynistic-no-brains-needed TV, who "write" obnoxious, empty of any material that could actually be called interesting television. Star Trek: Enterprise hangs it's entire concept on visual effects and few nearly naked shots of T'Pol.
Alas, though, Paramount does not care. As long as Trek continues to generate money through it's various merchandise, we'll see Berman and Braga further drag down one of the best franchises TV has ever produced.
Trek god rest it's soul!


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RE: What a Thaksgiving Turkey it was by Steve Krutzler @ 08:39:22 on Dec 02
RE: May I say something? by Hbasm @ 04:00:14 on Dec 02

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By: trekker2001 (Odo's file, contact) @ 22:23:14 on Nov 30, 2003

Well, in the choice between Enterprise and Survivor, Survivor still wins for me, especially when they happen to be on the same night at the same time :P

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By: AntonyF (Odo's file, contact, web site) @ 06:09:00 on Nov 30, 2003

Most of the time i agree with O. Deus's reviews... but not this week. I really enjoyed this episode.

I've always thought it was a shame that they lost the excellent tone and style of "Broken Bow". This was the first episode that I felt recaptured it some what. I liked the more "down to Earth" nature as it were, and it just felt more like trepidation rather than space battles. T'Pol was so much better this week, more like a Vulcan, and I liked the T'Pol/Archer team.

Yeah, there are some plot holes, isn't there always plot holes in every Trek or show ever? The main thing was that it didn't ruin my enjoyment.

Just one final point... are there any Odyssey 5 fans around, and do any agree with me that Manny Coto's influence is really working its way into the show? A few weeks ago Earth was blown up in the show. Now this, an episode that could have been taken from Odyssey 5 quite easily.

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RE: In touch with season 1-2. by Hbasm @ 09:34:54 on Nov 30

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By: Meglo (Odo's file, contact) @ 13:02:12 on Nov 28, 2003

I believe Kirk actually said Spock's ears were hurt in a rice picker. Anyone know for sure?


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RE: If memory serves... by Jadzia-Dax @ 13:52:05 on Nov 28

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By: Grand Admiral Thrawn (Odo's file, contact) @ 11:16:46 on Nov 28, 2003

Whimper is a nice word used by Deus for this episode.

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By: Hbasm (Odo's file, contact, web site) @ 10:55:30 on Nov 28, 2003 | Edit History (2)

Well... My mood after watching this episode is very good. So I vote 10/10 for this episode because I liked the style and everything about it.

Yeah, I've read Deus's review. Yeah, there are some questions about why Xindi could travel back in time, but not destroy Earth in a more immediate way. However, there could be a logical explanation for that (wether or not we will ever get the entire explanation) I don't have a problem with that. You just can't solve all mysteries in real life either. I've noticed from the very beginning of the Xindi arc, that they are NOT very powerful beings, so it makes sense that their abilities to travel in time was very limited in this case.

It's possible that the Xindi as a whole are weak, simply because they can't agree with each other. They can't decide anything really because they never agree. They are still an enemy with potential destructive power, but they can't figure out how to release that power. The episode "Rajiin" reveals this in particular, but in my opinion, it's been luring through all of season 3. Sometimes I think the audience is blinded by preconceptions about how the big enemies in Star Trek should behave. The Xindi seems like the exact opposite of the Borg. The Borg, who agree so well with each other.

Regarding how T'Pol kept Loomies around after Archer went into the building, it makes sense. She can't drive the car. Even Archer can't possibly drive as well as Loomies. So, they need him.

Regarding T'Pol referring to Loomies as portraying the worst of the 21. Century, lets remember how little she knows about humanity's past.

I do agree that it was insane for Archer to move into the factory the way he did. But perhaps he had little choice... In real life, yeah, he probably would have been killed. I also wonder why the Xindi don't pick up the audio transmissions between him and T'Pol outside the building. But they didn't pick up any biosigns in the episode "Shipment" either. Again, it demonstrates they are relative weak.

Anyway, it's rare and refreshing for Star Trek to show our time, with cars and everything. I loved that. It's actually been a wish of mine, for some time. And the first half of the episode was very exciting! The last half was just fine, keeping me glued to the TV. The story was believeable.

The music was great and there was enough humour - well placed humour - to keep me smiling. It wasn't "mediocre" Trek in my opinion. It was excellent. The episode did, what it was supposed to do. Thanks B&B. I look forward to the next episodes!


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RE: Loved Carpenter Street! by Jadzia-Dax @ 11:29:48 on Nov 28
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       RE: Loved Carpenter Street! by Jadzia-Dax @ 12:43:00 on Nov 28
          RE: Loved Carpenter Street! by O. Deus @ 23:09:04 on Nov 29
          Good memory! by Hbasm @ 18:18:26 on Nov 28
             RE: Good memory! by Jadzia-Dax @ 08:22:11 on Nov 29
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By: NAFF (Odo's file, contact) @ 09:29:56 on Nov 28, 2003

At Thanksgiving I have a lot to be thankful for...

... I am not in Iraq...

... or Afghanistan...

... that I live in a State where I can wear short pants in November...

... and that we have Deep Space Nine being released on DVD to ease the pain of watching Enterprise.

Last week's episode was at least good television while straying from the values of Trek.

This week really makes a total mockery of them adding 'Star Trek' in front of the title for this season.

Sleazy Hookers. Archer steals a car. Archer steals from an ATM. T'Pol promises to pay back what stolen money they don't use (!). Archer unties someone to immediately hit them because it makes him feel better than if their hands were tied.

This is not Trek!

We have here a recycled Season 1 X-Files plot that was a putrid as yesterday's diaper in the trash can.

And stupid stuff like why steal a car in the first place when there are taxis? Archer learning to drive incredibly quickly. Xindi hiding in shadows. T'Pol getting over her time travel disbelief. What the heck happened to the kidnapped people? Who called the Cops (not Mr and Mrs Morality, I hope). Sending only a handful of Xindi to wipe out Earth's population. I could go on... and on!

The Hamburger scene may have worked in a heart-warming story like ST4, but not in a show about blood-bank hookers on chloroform. Vejar does his best to direct this, but even he cannot rescue this time-traveling turd of a plot.

Why the Xindi have abandoned the weapon used at the end of Season 2 (which was supposed to be a test) for a biological attack still makes no sense to me.

Why did Drakula choose T'Pol as a partner? After last week's bs about Trip being so critical, why risk the 2 most senior people? Why not take a Maco?

This wasn't even fun to watch it was so bad.

This crapola makes me so angry. It is just lazy film-making. After the love and dedication that so obviously went into DS9, it is hard to believe this garbage is being produced by some of the same folks.

Again the producers have got involved in writing the script. Are they that short of talent? Are the producers that short of money for the show (or more likely themselves)?

I almost thought I heard Iggy Pop as the Xindi at the beginning of the show. It's sad when 'The Magnificent Ferengi' looks like a classic when compared to this mess.

Conclusion: TERRIBLE. The Pits. And this was supposed to be a Sweeps show? Jesus H. Christ.

I did have hope that this show would avoid cancellation after some promising episodes this season, but I am afraid this week is the final nail in the coffin. Most of the regular cast did not appear last night... I think it's really imporant to start job-hunting as soon as possible, don't you?


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RE: Not the only Turkey in my house this week by degra @ 17:49:46 on Nov 28

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By: Jadzia-Dax (Odo's file, contact) @ 09:24:53 on Nov 28, 2003

As a former major fan of "Starsky and Hutch", I protest! !! ;-)

Actually, you're right. Only difference is that setting "Carpenter Street" when they did allowed:

1.) Showing of an ATM machine to get money, technology only speculated about in Alvin Toffler's mid-70s book "Future Shock" and for sure not around in the '70s.

2.) Showing of a "booted" car (LOL)

3.) The nod to Conan O'Brien in one scene... ;-)

And O. Deus dear - and someone correct me if I'm wrong - I thought those things were Xindi-reptillians. If I'm not mistaken, way back per a chat (maybe one of Bakula's), I thought they pretty much ruled out showing live-action interaction between the CGI characters - the Xindi-aquatics and the Xindi-insectoids and the principle actors... Which would be a shame because at least with respect to the aquatics, it would be cool to show a Water polo-trained Archer interacting with the aquatics under water. What a wonderful nod to character consistency that could have been, tapping in on biographical elements originally assigned to the character (being a swimmer). But whatever. :\

The 3 Xindi who could be easily played by actors - the reptillians, the sloth, and the primates (humaniods) were obviously the ones who could interact the most.

Also as you note, the actor playing Loomis has been on previous Treks, the last of which I recall being VOY in "Revulsion" as the maniacal, highly obsessed (yes unstable) hologram "Dejaren". And so throughout "Carpenter Street", I was left with imagining this guy in terms of that hologram... ;-)

You're right about this thing with time travelling Xindi. Who the heck got them back there? FutureGuy apparently hasn't shown an ability to move himself, let alone any of his pawns through time like that. Why bother experimenting and perfecting (and hiding) a weapon in the 21st century? They could do like those aliens in TNG "Time's Arrow I & II" and just use a "plague" as a cover to wipe out humanity back then (well in their case, humans = food via neural energy or something like that). If you want to hide something, why not in the future?

But... although alot of the comments I've seen claim nothing happened at the end, there was something that happened at the end... Archer got 3 Xindi, and a pile of Xindi technology (along with one particular bioweapon's cannister) to play with... So I guess we'll have to wait until January to find out what happens

NEXT TIME ON STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE

;-)

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RE: The '70s... LOL by O. Deus @ 23:06:42 on Nov 29
RE: The '70s... LOL by degra @ 17:39:49 on Nov 28
RE: The '70s... LOL by MaxPower @ 16:41:53 on Nov 28

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By: Mr. J (Odo's file, contact) @ 09:00:59 on Nov 28, 2003 | Edit History (1)

Good review, I pretty much agree with you on this ep.

However, I think you're confusing insectoids with reptilians; insectoids are the CGI ones..


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RE: Insectoids? by O. Deus @ 23:01:22 on Nov 29
RE: Insectoids? by Cylykon @ 18:08:40 on Nov 28
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