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False Profits
Production Number: 144 (STV305)
Original air date: 10/02/96
Written by: Joe Menosky and Kenneth Biller (Teleplay);
George A. Brozak (Story)
Directed by: Cliff Bole
Voyager discovers two Ferengi in the Delta Quadrant who are passing
themselves off as demigods on "Star Trek: Voyager" airing Wednesday,
October 2 (9:00-10:00 P.M., ET/PT) on UPN.
Guest Stars:
Spellings: none
Notes:
- Alan Altshuld previously played Pomet, a hijacker, in TNG's "Starship
Mine" and Yranac, a Yridian, in TNG's "Gambit, Part I".
- Michael Ensign previously played Krola, the minister of internal
security, in the TNG episode "First Contact", and the Vulcan Ambassador
Lojal in DS9's "The Forsaken".
- Rob LaBelle previously played the Talaxian prisoner in "Faces".
- Captain's Log, Stardate 50074.3: "We have detected evidence that a
wormhole recently appeared, and then disappeared in a nearby solar
system. We are on our way there to investigate."
- It's been at least six months since the wormhole appeared here.
- A modulated energy discharge consistent with recent use of a
replicator was found on the second planet, which is odd, since the
planet has a Bronze Age-level of development.
- Captain's Log, Stardate 50074.5: "Based on information provided by
the probe, we have replicated local attire for Commander Chakotay and
Lieutenant Paris. They have gone to the surface to investigate."
- The Song of the Sages:
Oh those many years ago,
The people's hearts were sad and low.
Then the Sages to the city came.
They came upon a burning flame,
Just as the Seesa said they would,
They lifted T'Kar's blinding hood.
The first verse is free; the second will cost three frangs.
The song continues:
The Sages in the sky did dwell,
Upon white clouds that held them well.
Until the sentry rang the bell,
The Holy Sages never fell.
But when the ringing called them here
From the sky, they did appear.
There are many more verses, then the last verse is:
And there amid the Eartern lights,
Three new stars appeared that night.
And with the ringing of the bell,
The Sages knew where they must dwell.
The Holy Pilgrim led them back
High into the sky of black.
And riding on the wings of fire,
The holy men rose higher and higher.
- The Sages Say:
- You can tell a great deal about a man from his shoes. (Merchant)
- Time's an asset. (...and you shouldn't waste your assets
walking everywhere you go.) (Merchant)
- Your goods are now my goods. (Merchant)
- Greed is eternal. (Arridor, Kol, and crowd)
- A wise man can hear profit in the wind. (Arridor, Kol, and crowd)
- Exploitation begins at home. (Arridor, crowd, and Sandalmaker)
- #95: Expand or die. (Kafar)
- #299: Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thanks them.
That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time. (Grand Proxy
Neelix)
- Unwritten: When no appropriate Rule applies, make one up.
(Arridor)
One instantiation: When the messenger comes to appropriate your
profits, kill the messenger. (Arridor)
- Nobody visits the temple without displaying at least one ear.
- Captain's Log, Supplemental: "I've been asked to join Lieutenant
Torres and Ensign Kim in the science lab to hear what they've
termed as 'very exciting news'."
- The sandalmaker has his wife, his mother, five kids, and a new baby
to take care of.
- Captain's Log, Supplemental: "The away team has returned with some
very disturbing observations about the situation on the planet."
- See also: The Rules of
Acquisition.
Arridor and Kol ("Star Trek: The Next Generation") exploit an innocent society.
When Voyager detects replicator technology and Alpha Quadrant
inhabitants on a nearby planet, Chakotay and Paris transport there to
find an impoverished, stuggling society. They soon find a palatial
temple and two Ferengi--Arridor and Kol--decked out in silk and gold
jewels who are passing themselves off as demigods to the people there.
It's up to Chakotay and Paris--with the help of Neelix--to thwart
them, on "Star Trek: Voyager" airing WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2 (9:00-10:00
p.m., ET/PT) on UPN.
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